oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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