Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My feet surprised me
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