Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize