wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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