this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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