CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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