i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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