I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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