My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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