Who wears a wallet chain?!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you would pick up someone in the library
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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