What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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