Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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