Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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