in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
her vagine was all disorganized.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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