erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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