i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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