I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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