She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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