So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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