he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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