Tell her she can't have a vagina
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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