this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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