Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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