And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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