Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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