Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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