the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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