no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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