How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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