i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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