He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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