if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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