You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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