JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I touched a dick in church today
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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