Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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