Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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