I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Will exercising make me less horny?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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