I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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