Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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