We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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