I'm jealous of your bromance
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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