new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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