Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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