if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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