I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just gift wrapped bread.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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