So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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