I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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