think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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