Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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