I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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